Top 9 Jokes On You UK – Construction Machinery

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1. SLx

4 Socket Cord Reel UK Plug Socket with Thermal Cut-Out Protection 13A Fused Plug, Extension Lead 30m Heavy Duty Cable Reel

SLx - Stay tangle free: with its attached winding handle and robust design, and when you are finished it can be simply wound back without tangling with a built in cable guide to assist the reel process. Bright cable for safety: the 30m cable has been thoughtfully coloured bright yellow to make it more visible in use - whether on a building site or in a back garden, being more perceptible will reduce its trip hazard and risk of accidental cutting, and improve its overall safety.

Whether you need to use a lawnmower or power tools, with this overload protected cable reel you can be sure to have the power when you need it. We offer a full 12 month warranty together with full time friendly local support staff should you need any help. The durable metal frame features a convenient carry handle for easier transportation, this power reel keeps your lead ready for action. The extra-long 30m cable can be fully unwound in seconds, while the wide base offers stability while stood up. Multi purpose power: a must-have for professionals, diy enthusiasts or general household use - this robust 4 socket cable extension lead from SLx Trade is ideal for providing safe and practical power sockets outside or indoors.

The plug is bsi approved and 13A fused mains plug attached to high quality copper tri-core corrosion resistant cable. Built in protection: ideal for commercial and domestic use, this 13a rated extension reel features a heavy duty in built thermal overload protection switch for peace of mind - protecting you and your equipment from harm in the event of an overload. A brand you can trust: established over 30 years ago, slx are a proudly British company - designing and manufacturing high quality products used by trade professionals.
ManufacturerPhilex Electronic Ltd
Part Number90073PI
Warranty1 year.


Joke Song I'll Be Watching You Security Camera Warning Caution Home Shop Cafe Gift Sticker #76498 Self Adhesive, 2 x 25cm Tall Funny CCTV Sign Vinyl Stickers

DV DESIGN - Solvent based adhesive, Easy To Apply And Easy To Remove. Static cling choose static cling for installation on the inside of your shop windows for example. This material can be repositioned and reused as many times as you please! Self-adhesive vinyl choose self-adhesive vinyl if you'd like this design to be semi-permanently stuck to a vehicles bodywork, wall or any other smooth flat surface you can think of.

Simply peel away the backing sheet and stick to whatever you please. The water is removed with ease using a credit card or other similar firm edge. Ideal for wheelie bins, laptops, cars, fridges, Motorbikes, Tool Box's And Similar Flat & Smooth Surfaces.

Choose self adhesive Classic Sticker OR Static Cling Window Vinyl. The graphic is positioned on the glass internally and slid into place using a few drops of soapy water, just like a water-slide transfer. Designed & printed In The UK. The graphic will have a sticky backing on the rear of the print.
ManufacturerDV DESIGN
Warranty1 month.

3. Kärcher

Kärcher K 2 Power Control high-pressure washer: Intelligent app support, the practical solution for everyday dirt

Kärcher - Cleaning has never been so easy. By turning the jet pipe, the right pressure can be set easily - for the optimum cleaning result. The practical solution - everyday dirt on bicycles, garden tools or garden furniture is removed effortlessly and efficiently by the Kärcher K 2 Power Control.

2 years Guarantee. New - discover valuable tips from kärcher experts with our Home & Garden App, such as the right pressure for your cleaning task - individually adapted to your device. Scope of delivery: high-pressure cleaner with G 120 Q gun, dirt blaster, Click Vario Power spray wand, 5 m high-pressure hose. Fast detergent application - the integrated suction hose is easy to use and allows you to apply detergents with your K 2 in a comfortable, effortless way.
Height58.6 cm (23.07 Inches)
Length24.6 cm (9.69 Inches)
Weight4 kg (8.82 Pounds)
Width28 cm (11.02 Inches)
Part Number16736020
Warranty2 year manufacturer.

4. Colt Security

Keychain for Personal Protection Self Defence with Spray Alarm and Spray, Long Lasting Criminal Identifier Spray Loud 140dB Panic Alarm with LED Light, COLT SECURITY® UK Legal Self Defence Spray

Colt Security - Our spray can land the identifier ink on its target from up to 3 metres! Unlike others, making it the loudest alarm on the market to date! Loudest self defence alarm - at 140db, our alarm is the loudest on the market. Act fast while stock lasts! You will be able to deter attackers and easily get help as the alarm can be heard from up to 200 metres! It also comes with an LED light attached.

Easily accessible at all times - unlike others, our alarm AND spray both come with keychains, and have been designed to easily fit along-side your keys. Colt security self-defence spray will dye the attackers face and clothes for SEVERAL days making it easier to locate them. Longest lasting self defence spray - our spray is designed to deter and mark the attacker. Lifetime guarantee - we are incredibly proud of our self defense keychain set at colt security and offer a lifetime warranty on all our products.

Simply press to release and spray the attacker, giving you the essential time to escape and get help. If you are not 100% satisfied, we will offer a full refund or replacement Spray and Alarm set. We are the only providers of a self-defence keychain set in the UK to date! Deter attackers from any distance - at colt security, our alarm can reach 140dB, we pride ourselves on our quality defence products.
BrandColt Security
ManufacturerColt Security


Loud Noise etc 60 Pair- Mint Green, Noise Cancelling Earplugs for Sleeping, Ultra Soft Foam Earplugs, 38dB Highest SNR, Motorcycle, Travel, One Size Fits virtually Every Wearer for Snoring, Studying

ERM TOOL - These foam earplugs can be used to replace the old one or use as a backup, with the reusable 2-3 times, can protect your hearing for a long time. Safe & comfortable : earplugs made from non-toxic PU material, dense, the light, and tapered foam earplug ensures all-day comfort and protection in a wide range of working environments.

Improve sleep and wellbeing : foam earplugs carry 38dB SNR, competent to block out loud noises for hearing protection, shut out distractions when sleeping and aid concentration when studying. Practical : the package comes with 60 pairs ear plugs, and enough for your whole family to use. Screwed sealing ensures hearing protection earplugs from moisture, keeps your earplugs hygienic.

Easy to carry: each set of earplugs come with a compact keychain travel case, dust and debris, convenient carrying and saving at anywhere. Serene experience wherever you may go. Multiple uses: recommended applications include studying, motorcycle, fireworks display, concerts, vacuuming, woodworking, shooting, sleeping, sports events, flying, mowing, drilling and all noisy environments.
ManufacturerERM TOOL
Height7 cm (2.76 Inches)
Length7 cm (2.76 Inches)
Width18.5 cm (7.28 Inches)

6. Lewis-Plast

Lewis-Plast Premium First Aid Kit, 90-Piece

Lewis-Plast - First aid kit - containing 90 pieces of safety essentials and accessories. Ideally used for home, workplace, travel, and sports. Diverse contents to provide for a range of Accident scenarios. Can be stored neatly in the car, garage, kitchen cupboard, or suitcase. Note: the date mentioned on the item is the manufactured date. Compact, durable bag containing various compartments for item storage and quick access.
ManufacturerReliance Medical
Height15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Length10 cm (3.94 Inches)
Width18 cm (7.09 Inches)
Part Number3295-CASE OF 10
Model3295-CASE OF 10

7. Lock Cowboy

30-Piece Lock Picking Set with 3 Transparent Training Locks and Credit Card Lock Pick Tool Kit by LockCowboy + Bonus E-Guides for Beginner and Pro Locksmiths

Lock Cowboy - It discreetly fits in your wallet or pocket, so you can carry it anywhere! Lifetime guarantee: we pride ourselves on having made the best lock pick sets on the market, especially with our bonuses. However, we back up each order with a complete lifetime money-back guarantee to ensure your total satisfaction.

Master picking the different lock types as you progress from level 1 to level 4. Credit card lock pick bonus: our ultra-lightweight james Bond Credit Card Lock Pick Set holds the 5 most important lock picking tools at an arm's reach. Two comprehensive e-guides: we want to take you from complete beginner to advanced locksmith; this is why we're including 2 E-Books a Quick Start Guide and an in-depth manual to give you the finer details on lockpicking.

No prior knowledge required. Advance from beginner to pro in no time! 4 training levels: "peek" inside the lock mechanisms and see how everything works with the 3 transparent locks included. Premium lock picking set: this extensive kit includes high-end lock picks and everything you need to start practising and expand your lockpicking abilities.
BrandLock Cowboy
Height2.54 cm (1 Inches)
Length2.54 cm (1 Inches)
Width2.54 cm (1 Inches)
Part Number2
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8. Goodvia

Pack of 4, Goodvia Smile You Are On Camera Sign Metal 7 X 10", Smile CCTV Sign Reflective Aluminum Funny CCTV Signs Outdoor CCTV Signage Metal

Goodvia - Graphics and paint will withstand the outdoor elements and will not fade, Outdoor service life up to 7 years. Every aluminum sign has a clear UV Polyester overlaminate to give our signs extra protection with a glossy look. Every sign has pre-drilled holes for easy installation and can be mounted on any surface. 10 x 7 inch made of strong rust-free. 040 aluminum, Heavy aluminum sign sturdy and strong. Smile you're on camera sign pack of 4, highly visible black letters printing on yellow background color, Eye-catching color matching design is sure to catch the attention of possible intruders.
ManufacturerNan Chang Gu Wei Ya Mao Yi You Xian Gong Shi
Height0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length25.4 cm (10 Inches)
Weight0.45 kg (0.99 Pounds)
Width17.78 cm (7 Inches)
Part NumberAA200425CCTV05-GD

9. JustStickers

Dark Side Light Side Light Switch Vinyl Decal Sticker UK Made 1

JustStickers - Light switch not included | it is just a sticker. Perfect gift for any star wars fan | all ages can enjoy this fun sticker! | Instructions included | Clean, crisp images and text, high-quality printed vinyl. Fits almost all light switches | the text will be visible on any white, lightly coloured or silver light switch. Precision cut vinyl decal | high quality uk-made decal | Made with Eco Solvent ink which is better for the environment. Easy to apply | removable but not reusable | Perfect for rental accommodation.
Height2.54 cm (1 Inches)
Length2.54 cm (1 Inches)
Weight0 kg (0.01 Pounds)
Width2.54 cm (1 Inches)
Part Number2
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